Top Ten Rejection Lines by Women (And their real meanings

Ok...Well, jokes have been very popular lately, and i think i might wanna contribute something too, and here it is! But actually, it is not really a joke. I mean, it is not that hilarious and all. Hope you enjoy it, anyway...


10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that banjo player in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a silent difference in our ages. (I don't want to date my Dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer the company of my cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system,' much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

And the Number One rejection line given by women:

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I sleep with)

Comments

Unknown said…
wow wow ven,.. i think this is the first time u post joke! :P hehehe quite funny, but hei, the NUMBER ONE u mentioned is... err.hhaha... anyway, nice, still laughing! :P
April 20, 2008 at 6:59 AM
๑♥๑ Kawa ๑♥๑ said…
^_^ ... I like them all ... ^_^ ... but I like number 9 the most ... ^^" ... I will remember this sentence because I think in the future I may in that situation ... :P ...
April 20, 2008 at 8:45 AM
Sopheary said…
To Ven:
A good collection of rejections from women, but they seem to be a bit extreme and have a negative interpretations. Anyway, a bit funny, though. hehe...

To Kawa:
Are you saying that there'll be some men as old as your dad attracted to u? hehe...just kidding..
April 20, 2008 at 3:50 PM
Sopheary said…
To Ven:
By the way, Ven, Kawa is my Vietnamese friend. The one I usually tell you about. :-)
April 20, 2008 at 3:52 PM
MarshMarllow6338 said…
To Hour: really? My first time? Oh gosh...you suddenly slap me in the face to wake me up!!! I have just noticed it too lol...Anyway, what about number one,man?
April 20, 2008 at 11:39 PM
MarshMarllow6338 said…
To kawa: oh you might be in the situation? Well...this is just ONE of the countless ways of interpreting the phrase, so you shouldn't take it personal:-)
April 20, 2008 at 11:42 PM
MarshMarllow6338 said…
To PM: Listen, i ddin't write those myself. I got it somewhere from my mail. Dun get me wrong, come on...
April 20, 2008 at 11:42 PM
Unknown said…
is so nice! lolz, hei, nothing lah.. err, yeah, i think this is ur first time to post joke. i'm right, ain't i? that's nice!!!
April 21, 2008 at 8:38 AM
Anonymous said…
I know u didn't write them yourself. I just said they have negative interpretations. Don't get me wrong that I got you wrong, ok? hehe...
April 21, 2008 at 2:24 PM
Pagna said…
Look Ven, my first sight when I read this post was that u have been rejected more than ten times and you collected all of those rejection until now and post it at once.

ha ha
April 21, 2008 at 7:08 PM
Unknown said…
Oops, Pagn, you're so funny this time! haha.. so next time i'd try to collect all of these stuffs and when i'm rejected, i'll post also :P
April 22, 2008 at 8:58 AM
Sopheary said…
Pagn and Ice, u guys are funny.
April 22, 2008 at 10:30 AM
MarshMarllow6338 said…
To Hour: did anything dirty cross your mind when you read number one?lolz....

To PM: alright alright...my bad...

To Pagn: Come on, not as many as ten times...been never officially rejected, for your information
April 22, 2008 at 11:14 PM
Unknown said…
To PM: haha, actually not me, the idea was initiated by Pagn.. so should say she's being funny now.

To Ven: err, nope, come on man! don't think i'm dirty minded. come on lah!
April 23, 2008 at 8:37 AM
MarshMarllow6338 said…
To Hour: Only God knows what you were thinking about lolz...
April 23, 2008 at 11:40 PM
Unknown said…
Oops, heh heh, come on, my friend! saying as if i really thought so! well, maybe, lolz... but i'm not that most of the time :) for instance, this time!
April 24, 2008 at 9:26 AM
MarshMarllow6338 said…
hehehe...ok ok...NOT THIS TIME...hehhe...
April 25, 2008 at 4:29 AM
Unknown said…
not this time? err, i think this time i'm not as most of my usual! haha, oops so mean usually i always think of such that...? Let potatoe come and clarify it then! :)
April 30, 2008 at 9:18 AM
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